This Father’s Day we raise a cone to Dad, the guy who always …

Told you 15 times to remember to take the trash out … only to end up taking the trash out;

Took you camping and taught you to swim;

Drove you to dance class;

Built you a treehouse;

Learned how to braid your hair;

Tossed 5,000 pitches to you in the backyard every summer … before you decided to join the soccer team;

Was your regular date to the Daddy-Daughter dance;

Taught you how to shake hands, and tie a tie;

Put gas in the car every weekend and didn’t let on to mom that you broke curfew by 30 minutes;

To all dads everywhere, we wish you all a sweet and happy Father’s Day.

And don’t forget the ice cream! Here’s a print-at-home coupon good for $2 off Dad’s favorite Pierre’s frozen treat.